A Speedy Recovery

Me: So Sam, what do you think of this card?

Sam: Ha! Cute. But it doesn't match.

Me: It doesn't? I thought I colored that turtle to match the papers perfectly.

Sam: Not the colors. The turtle and the words. They don't match.

Me: They don't?

Sam: No. Obviously, a turtle isn't speedy.

Me: Well, that's part of the joke, Sam. It's meant to be funny.

Sam: Ooooh!

{Today's Brew: Lawn Fawn stamps, soft stone card stock (PTI), Miss Caroline papers (My Mind's Eye), versafine onyx ink, prisma markers, spiral punch (SU), wild wasabi stitched ribbon (SU), staples}